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Ferrari to Far - Police Pester Safe Driver Under False Pretence

Ferraris capable of speeding at 195mph are rarely pulled over for driving too slowly but a dimwit cop did just this because he needed to fabricate a reason to harass a middle aged man on a drive with a friend.

The policeman actually thinks this was a good idea because the Ferrari could have been stolen. If every policeman followed the same school of thought as this bright spark owning a Ferrari would be a miserable experience in the UK. Is this police harassment or a duty of care where the force should consider that anyone owning anything expensive is a criminal? Maybe this is an indication of how bad the UK economy or the start of a revolt against the luxury loving wealthy.

Eminem Relapse Review

It's been a while but global celebrity Eminem is back with a Relapse to the good or should I say bad old days of Slim Shady. Yes the evil one is back in style with plenty of controversy to stir up long term adversaries Britney Spears, Christopher Reeve, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon amongst others. The album takes shape over Dr Dre's trademark minimalistic, melodic West Coast beats. Below you will find the Eminem Relapse Tracklisting and Relapse Album Review

Eminem Relapse Track Listing

1. "Dr. West" (skit)
2. "3 A.M."
3. "My Mom"
4. "Insane"
5. "Bagpipes From Baghdad"
6. "Hello"
7. "Tonya" (skit)
8. "Same Song & Dance"
9. "We Made You"
10. "Medicine Ball"
11. "Paul" (skit)
12. "Stay Wide Awake"
13. "Old Time's Sake" (featuring Dr. Dre)
14. "Must Be the Ganja"
15. "Mr. Mathers"
16. "Déjà Vu"
17. "Beautiful"
18. "Crack a Bottle" (featuring Dr. Dre and 50 Cent)
19. "Steve Berman" (skit)
20. "Underground/ Ken Kaniff"

Eminem Relapse Review

1. "Dr. West" (skit)

Nicely produced intro sets the scene for Eminem's relapse and 3am

2. "3 A.M."

Murder is on the shady one's mind with this haunting suprise single

3. "My Mom"


More Mom bashing leaked just in time for Mother's Day in the U.S. takes Eminem fans back to the days of $10m dollar lawsuits

4. "Insane"

Gay incestual rape anthem

5. "Bagpipes From Baghdad"

Hits at Nick Cannon. Did Eminem really pee on Mariah Carey?

6. "Hello"

Eminem explains some of the drug issues he has faced recently and announces his return

7. "Tonya" (skit)

The Tonya introduction sets the scene for Eminem's murderous ways in Same Song & Dance

8. "Same Song & Dance"

Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears fantasy murder story

9. "We Made You"

Radio friendly comedy Slim Shady single everyone must have caught a glimpse of

10. "Medicine Ball"

More shots at Christopher Reeve with the inference he had a coke habit - isn't Christopher Reeve dead?

11. "Paul" (skit)

Paul's not impressed and he confirms Christopher Reeve is dead

12. "Stay Wide Awake"

Another murder fantasy

13. "Old Time's Sake" (featuring Dr. Dre)

Smoking duet from Dr Dre and Eminem

14. "Must Be the Ganja"

Eminem explaining the side effects of working with Dr Dre whilst confirming his sobriety

15. "Mr. Mathers" (skit)
16. "Déjà Vu"

Introspective song about drug addiction

17. "Beautiful"

Nice happy ending and positive message from sober Marshall Mathers

18. "Crack a Bottle" (featuring Dr. Dre and 50 Cent)

Joyful celebratory song toasting the return of Dr Dre, 50 Cent and Eminem

19. "Steve Berman" (skit)

Steve is back having recovered from his shooting and he's not happy

20. "Underground/ Ken Kaniff (skit)"

A song about the London Underground + The answer to who Ken Kaniff is answered.

Great Album Relapse is one of Eminem's best. Relapse 2 will be available from Amazon in September.

Stephen Fry is Camp / MP Expenses

The MPs expenses scandal, AKA 'expensesgate' to journalists with too many coffee breaks, has been the hot topic of conversation this week dividing the country between those stealing from the country and those being stolen from, oh and Stephen Fry's camp (those clever enough to realise they're too stupid to have their own opinion and so agree with whatever Stephen Fry says; that was not just an opportunity to remind you Stephen Fry is camp).

The nicest thing about the scandal is the opportunity to see so many MPs in the news, who would normally be invisible to the public eye (they could be busy supervising moat tending, taking a dip in a luxury swimming pool or romping with a horse in fresh tax-payers manure), taking the lime light to speak passionately about the reasons they saught office - expense claims.

We have established the majority of MPs are as dishonest / more dishonest than Stephen Fry and that Gordon Brown wears make-up - is that expensed? - but my biggest concerns are over Michael 'The Speaker' Martin. HE needs a good probing (are you up to it Sir Fry?) as there must be a reason for his comparitively greater concern over the missing documents than the fraudulent expenses claims. Was he expecting his name to appear?

Update: Apparently an MP has filed an expenses claim for a callout to fix the expenses leak.

Pharmaceutical Company Increases AIDS to Africa

I, James, am not a big fan of pharmaceutical companies which is predictable as they seem to s*xually molest and abuse the government at every opportunity.

The pharmaceutical companies fopr example were largely responsible for the worldwide policy to introduce smoking bans supported by Nicotine Replacement Therapy.

They also have control of all the life saving drugs we need - and will need more when the planet is so polluted that cancer becomes a right of passage for everyone, smoker or non-smoker - yet they make billions of pounds per year from limiting the supply of them or overcharging for them.

Bayer Group - the World's 3rd biggest pharmaceutical company - has been caught out with some typicaly evil behaviour - this is the company that invented Heroin and Mustard Gas so they do have previous. Yes the lovely chaps at Bayer, in cahoots with the FDA, knowingly sent HIV contaminated vaccinations overseas as it was more profitable than destroying them.

I am all for AID to Africa but AIDS to Africa?

More Buck Pass than ID Pass by UK Government

The government loves to get others to do their dirty work and there is a prime example of that tactic in practice today with the government's decision to employ Boots and other Pharmacies in helping roll out their ill fated ID Card Scheme.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8036536.stm

As part of a plan - ever helpful in distracting people from the $1T theft that has occurred as part of the credit crunch and/or the resulting sh*tty state of the UK (economy) - the government intends to blow some of the money they've been busy printing, and a £60 IDiot tax for all those signing up for cards, by offering up to 62 million customers and the best part of £4B in revenue to the chemists.

Unsurprisingly the National Pharmacy Association and some twat from Boots think it's a good idea.

Boots have benefited substantially from the Smoking Ban and government commitment to Nicotine Replacement Therapy (patches) as the preferred method for giving up smoking. They have also been instrumental in reframing the issue. This begs the question WHO in the decision making tree of the government has an interest in Boots or is Home Secretary - Gordon Brown thought he was appointing his typist - Jacqui Smith just hoping 'to get the Boots points' to spend on hair removal cream out of the deal?

FREE T.V.

WE USED TO THINK LIFE WAS EASY,
NOW THE WORLD'S BEEN F*CKED BY TV,
ITS MURDERED EVERYTHING SEEN BEFORE,
AND LEFT THE TRUTH BELOW THE FLOOR.

Dealing with FRUSTRATION in Life

Frustrating isn't it. You're trying to do your job protecting a thin blue line around the biggest plutocratic organisation the world has ever seen, the G20. All of a sudden without warning a bunch of c*nts (pardon my French but that is a police term I'd imagine) arrive, start objecting to their enslavement and the destruction of the world at the hands of said Plutocrats. They start singing, even SHOUTING, and generally getting on your tits.

But that's not all. To cap it off some 'protesters' aren't even protesting. They're just average citizens going about their daily business.

"Didn't we scare those numpties enough to make them stay home", you think.

I am sure you will agree it's certainly enough to make even the most experienced brown shirt, I mean bobby, see red.

So... faced with this terrible frustration what do you do?

Well of course we all know the answer, just ask your sergeant if you've forgotten. Whip out your baton - try and not think about the lovely long hard smooth shaft until you're back in your panda car - and start twatting people.

Left for Others

Deathly silence chooses sleep with remorse; heart beaten, breathe free from destiny;
Unflinching questions heaped with visions absorbed the best from me remain left to see.

Rest believes deeply in escape from tests designed by capitulation with nowhere to go.
Pressure of passengers surgically removed as I depart the station with a closed window.

Property never needed, possessions captivated for a time but couldn't keep me sober.
Detention of lessons unheeded; this progress costs, paradise lost and purpose over,

A shroud of loud and singing love encapsulating with kid-gloves but I can't be woken,
Presented on a velvet bed, with kind words perhaps thought but hardly spoken,

I'm not returning, gone. Too afflicted to show bones licked clean to feed fake lovers.
Strain unleashed snaps back to prevent imploding, a space vacated now left for others.

A Dewy Haze

Cobalt, christened by confetti clouds a million times, drops blessed snaking journeys; glistening, cutting past on greener grass.

As the refracted light spins its lucid magic mystifying for just a second two worlds part with lingering looks that dance a spectacle of playful ignorance to each other. All who witness are certain the purest or wickedest thoughts are scarcely separated.

Rule of Cane Better Than Rule of Law for Law

Like everyone else the UK Government has decided the Rule of Law is not something really worth bothering with and decided to go round beating and torturing people with the advice of the global experts on the subject the US

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7983914.stm

The big surprise? Still thinking about that one.

Time Recalled

Choppy waves of time rock back and forth,
Skin soaked and sprayed in to decay is freshly renewed with a gentle touch, a hidden smile.
Longingly and lovingly tendered despite frayed edges weeping rich purple space; leaves no gravitas to hold us back.
A magnetic force, Paris knows as love, rocks me back and forth.

Overstate things? Me?

Not one to overstate things, I dare say that Professor Paul Davies - a physicist at Arizona State University - will prove to have said something as earth shatteringly obvious and momentous as a Charlie Darwin,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7893414.stm

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Wonder

Still; I perch on the wintry sill - breathe peacefully, braced against the thunder.
Singular moments when thoughts will always choose to wander.
Flashes unearth museums, galleries, theatres, disturbed ghosts explain.
Questions we loved posed with crashes; so tethered they remain.

List of the Best Films

Seeing as I have been meaning to keep a list of movies I want to see for some time, and was only being prevented from doing so by my losing of the list on a regular basis, it seemed to make sense to maintain the list here on my blog.

Having said all that it would not provide a complete picture if I did not also keep a list of movies I love, or at least like, so here it is... a list of the best movies ever made...

List of the Best Movies

The Godfather Trilogy: Remastered Collection [1972]

Taxi Driver (2 Disc Special Edition) [1976]

Untouchables, The - Special Edition [1987]

The Aviator [2004]

1984

Once Upon A Time In America [1984]

The Deer Hunter (Special Edition) (2 Disc) [1978]

A Bronx Tale [1993]

The Departed (2006)

American Gangster Extended Edition [2007]

Gangster No.1 [2000]

Leon [1995]

King Of New York - Special Edition [1990]

New Jersey Drive

Jean de Florette & Manon des Sources

Mean Streets (Special Edition) [1973]

Best Chick Flicks

The Devil Wears Prada

Labrynth

Love Actually

Best Comedy DVDs

Friday

Next Friday

The Naked Gun

Airplane

The Office

Peep Show

Extras

Friends

Withnail & I

This list will be updated on a regular basis as I watch more and more of the best movies in my estimation!

Happiness at Twenty Eight

Restlessness departs with gracious silence as time lingers with quiet patronage,
the warmth of satisfaction is inherent in receptive looks; beauty unparalleled.

Pirates to Get Blown Up By Northwood Resident

And in local news, Northwood resident Rear Admiral Phillip Jones will become the first person to blow up Somali Pirates on behalf of the EU from Northwood's military base.

Great achievement by a local lad there.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7770490.stm

Innocence of a Child

The innocence of a child is the latest weapon in the sophisticated psychological techniques used to manipulate the reality TV show's favourite, 'The Nation'. A group of people so stupid they are happy to be lumped in with all the other idiots in their number by frantically phone voting for anything with another equally idiotic fraternity member fronting.

With a crescendo of support from The Nation following much hyped campaigns by the 'im' + press + 'ion' with relation to poor Maddie, horrible Garry and other long running campaigns sewing the seed of blind obedience to the cause; child pornography and the innocence of children has struck the first major blow for censorship with a complex network of relationships - advised by the Police - lowering the curtain on Wikipedia and Rock & Roll band The Scorpions.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7770456.stm

Government NOT Total Idiots

This is the first sensible thing I have ever heard from anyone linked to the government in relation to starting to solve the grave social problems faced in the UK. Nice one Jimmy!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7770469.stm

Love

Because of you, in gardens of blossoming flowers I ache from the
perfumes of spring.

I have forgotten your face, I no longer remember your hands;
how did your lips feel on mine?

Because of you, I love the white statues drowsing in the parks,
the white statues that have neither voice nor sight.

I have forgotten your voice, your happy voice; I have forgotten
your eyes.

Like a flower to its perfume, I am bound to my vague memory of
you. I live with pain that is like a wound; if you touch me, you will
do me irreparable harm.

Your caresses enfold me, like climbing vines on melancholy walls.

I have forgotten your love, yet I seem to glimpse you in every
window.

Because of you, the heady perfumes of summer pain me; because
of you, I again seek out the signs that precipitate desires: shooting
stars, falling objects.

The Importance of Grammar (sneak peak)

The importance of grammar should never be underestimated,
reading a poorly punctuated sentence can leave one frustrated,
like a bear bated with honey, remove it like a crook took your money,
Bush & Blair took your nation, left facing nonsensical words remaining.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7734712.stm

Home Office Website Hijacked by Political Activists

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Home Office Website Hijacked by Political Activists

Political Activists SLEEPWALKPRISON (www.sleepwalkprison.com) hijacked the UK Home Office’s Stop and Search Web site on Wednesday, replacing the front page with a YouTube video showing incidents of police brutality captured on camcorder as well as links to controversial cases involving the use of stop and search powers and a link to the group’s own website.

SLEEPWALKPRISON was able to buy the domain name (www.stopandsearch.com) which until recently housed the Home Office’s Stop and Search information website and is featured on most government published materials related to the controversial scheme at auction when the government allowed it to expire last month.

James WJ Wilson, spokesman for SLEEPWALKPRISON, said the website would be developed to provide a fair and balanced view of the success or failure of stop and search from a social perspective. He suggested the website would also be used to highlight what he called the inappropriate use of anti-terror laws to harass thousands of predominantly law abiding young men and women for no reason.

The move was widely welcomed by victims of Police harassment. A member of the
HARROW POLICE & COMMUNITY CONSULTATIVE GROUP whose permission was not sought to publish his name but who had previously been a victim of a prolonged campaign of Police harassment under the Stop and Search policy said he hoped the new website would herald a new era of police accountability and praised the work of SLEEPWALKPRISON.

Jeremy Warren, a city worker, also heralded the stand against what he viewed as the big brother state. “The police are power crazed and have the full support of the law. I was recently stopped and searched whilst out for a walk in a public park with my girlfriend. The police claim we had been acting suspiciously as we strolled in the sun but as a law abiding citizen the whole experienced made me feel very unfairly treated.”

The current status of the domain name is unclear; the domain name www.stopandsearch.com was listed on domain auction websites as for sale for over £100,000 but it was not clear if this was the domain’s sale price or whether it had been re-listed.

Several large legal firms are rumoured to be interested in purchasing the name to advertise litigation services for victims of crooked stop and search practices.

The Home Office and Police were unavailable for comment.

The Party of the Autumn - September 9th at Boujis

Look out for the party of the year on 9th September. This is one not to be missed. My organisation SLEEPWALKPRISON will be joined by our celebrated supporters and revealing our strategy for the coming annual campaign.

National Smoking Day

In the cold night air progress is a fruit salad,

when a cherry for warmth seems invalid.

Public health lost love for fags and cigars,

so they congregate on street corners, outside bars.

Four millennia some enjoyed the plant

now they’re told they simply shan't.

Columbus heard the hateful words,

perhaps you joined in, not many stirred.

They told those lies, no referendum

and no negotiation in this addendum.

For just one day the forgotten one in three,

have a National Smoking Day to be free;

to relive the rights that went up in smoke,

when this dirty democracy became a joke.

Website: www.nationalsmokingday.com

forget me

A poem about knife crime

I'm a pod, made by God,
just the thought of it makes me sob,
I touch the sky with every breath,
from conception, until my death,
and then my resonating soul remains,
as ripples of love and pure pain,
cut after cut, stab after stab,
evil is gutter, why did you kill this poor lad.

42 Days Later Part 2

I managed to brush off the impending stop and search with a n"I'm too busy; I don't have time" when approached by the officer.

I hope nefarious character don't employ such deceitful tactics.

Potentially a tip for any would-be suicide bombers - just act busy when confronted and make your excuses. I hope I haven't given away anything that may impede National Security.

Well I was certainly perplexed by the incident.

The following day I travelled to Oxford Circus. As I exited the station I fought my was past the high population of police officers carrying out searches under the terrorism act.

This time I was not approached as up to 15 police officers were occupied carrying out searches on the younger travellers.

Having reflected on the reasoning for these searches I have come to the conclusion they are actually for the purpose of fighting knife crime. I'll explain more...

42 Days Later - Part One

It's been an eventful few days in the world of terror from my perspective.

On Tuesday, on a jolly little jaunt in to London, I was alarmed to be stopped by the thin blue line of the Metropolitan Police and their Community Support Officers at my friendly local Northwood Tube Station.

I was informed that 'the force' were stopping people under the terrorism act.

I don't consider myself to have the stereotypical suicide bomber look, but in the case of Richard Reid - as the US State Department recently pointed out - there is no stereotypical look. This is especially true from an untrained eye I imagine; how could an ordinary James WJ like me identify such a creature.

Now my second thought was if I was a suicide bomber in my blazer and jeans ensemble, I would have just blown a community support officer up. Why are the community support officers on the front line? If the hardest working element of the police were to be liquified then who would walk the beat? Law and order would break down, whilst the official police would be left shooting each other.

Dando accused was celebrity-fixated

Dando's accused was celebrity-fixated.

It could be argued that the whole western world was celebrity-fixated.

It could be argued that the people reading this article are doing so because of the presence of the name Dando in the article title.

The police have started using 'sting-article' (police term) to shortlist readers as potential suspects.

As long as they are not using CCTV, e-mail databases, text message and phone tapping to profile those under 12 I have no issue with it. The fight against terror must not be stopped it would be too terrifying to contemplate.